12/03/2009
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Cancer Pig
About me
Bunky Orange is a Landrace pig with terminal liver and genital cancer. He is being kept alive by scientists in St. Louis of all places. Through Special wiring and tubing inserted into his brain, his oinks, squeals and grunts can be translated into latin, the only true language. He is forced to review one movie every week for the delight of the greater St. Louis area, For St. Louis was furious over how many bad movies they watched last year. Local maniac/First Baseman, Albert Pujols has been funding this project and has secured Bunky's imprisonment until the year 2013, at which point he'll be frozen and shipped off to Finland. Unless of course the world ends. Then it will just be a party.
Brothers, Hombres and Warriors
- Murderfist The hardest working sketch group in New York.
- cryforburke The bastards of news.
- Frank Volinksy Nice guy, but sweaty fucking hooves!
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